To Blog or not to Blog!?

 I Bet you are just as impressed with that tittle as I was when I first thought of it...(to be honest took me a while to think of it...)

So for some reason you have landed your self on my blog, so like a real gentleman I had better give you an idea of what to expect...(A bit like a TV schedule... but with out the times and the dates and also the little "i" button that gives you a small read out of the information...)

For the past few days it has been the question that I have asking my self and also a question I have been asked by what I can only describe as a little blonde blogget, with too much time on her hands!!! (Hey Laura x),

To be brutally honest I thought this whole bloggin' crap ( you don't mind if I swear do you??) was just a ploy for mothers (who should be doing house work!!!) to get free things from companies and then rave how good they are, when really its just some piece of rubbish some bloke has made in his shed, or just mainly to meet up drink tea and bitch!! (that's going to raise a few eye brows!) but I kind of see the point in doing it.

Like I said it's not my tea or biscuit.... so after a few days/weeks of being asked to do it I had a brain wave... I would like to write a so called blog but write it as a diary illustrating all my thoughts and feelings about life,work,and of course being a brand new sparkly all wrapped up in shiny paper....FATHER!!!  (god that was deep!)... So of course I am a father, which you probably figured out all by your selves, due to the photos of me kissing a child (which of course is my child!!!.... I mean why would I want to kiss some one else's??)

I am sure there will be plenty of posts by me ....( wait I'm really sorry but I'm currently watching "One Born Every Minute" and the mother has gone through labour and the father was at home asleep with his phone off...what a legend that bloke is!!!... for all the wrong reasons I might add.... who does that?? Your Mrs is 9 months pregnant , you should really keep your phone on all the time you bumder!)

Right sorry about that, back to the bit about being a Father... Oh yes there will be plenty of posts about becoming a Father, where you will realise I was completely un-prepared for that level of responsibilty in those early days.

I will be treating The Daddy Rat Diaries as diary, so expect many random posts about motor cross bikes, Father Hood, money,girls (hey again Laura) general rants and wood burning aga's (wtf is an Aga?).

  I think this will do as it is closing in on midnight and I am currently freezing my back side off in a middle of a castle, and my imagination of ware wolves and bumps in the night are getting the better of me... So I  am off to retreat into the safety of my sleeping bag, which just so happens to be ware wolf proof as well as bullet proof (bet you wish you had one of those!!).

Yours Sincerely

Daddy Rat!!